🤡 About JokeBot — before AI, we were already jobless wannabe comedians telling jokes to pigeons. Then AI arrived, and now we're not just jobless, we're professionally lazy. JokeBot does the laughing, we do the napping. Ultra‑realistic? That's the only kind of joke we tell.

❓ frequently asked  🤣

🤖 Is JokeBot actually funny?
Our AI made a stone statue laugh. True story. (The statue cracked, but still.)
😐 Can I use it for my open mic?
Sure, if you want zero credit and maximum laughs. We're too lazy to sue.
🔥 Dark humor allowed?
JokeBot has no morals, only punchlines. But we filter for your grandma. Barely.
💤 Why are you so lazy?
We rehearsed laziness 10 years before AI made it a lifestyle.
💰 Is it free?
Free as in "too lazy to set up payments". Donate a coffee if you see us.
🧃 Can I download jokes?
You can download screenshots (above). Jokes are intellectual vaporware.
🌐 Does it work in Qatari?
JokeBot speaks every language, including 'rich'. It once told a joke in diamonds.
👨‍🔧 Can Johny Sins fix bugs?
Johny Sins can fix anything — including our sleep schedule. But we prefer him in testimonials.
😂 Kevin Hart: "Too short?"
Kevin asked JokeBot: "Why are you so short?" JokeBot replied: "I'm optimized for quick laughs, not long pauses. Height doesn't matter when the joke lands!"
🥋 Khabib Lame: "No smesh?"
Khabib Lame asked: "Can JokeBot make me laugh without wrestling?" JokeBot said: "I submit only to punchlines, not leglocks. This is humor, brother!"

🗣️ comedian & celebrity reviews

"As a jewelry designer, my hands are busy with tiny diamonds. JokeBot tells such sparkling jokes, I almost dropped a 2‑carat."
"I was fully committed to global domination, then I heard a JokeBot punchline about a missile that turns into a daisy. I chose world peace."
"'Ello luv! I was recordin' 'Hello' when JokeBot said: 'Why does Adele say hello? Because she can't say goodbye to snacks.' I snogged me phone."
"JokeBot is like a free kick: precise, unexpected. It told a joke about my CR7 underwear — Georgina cried laughing. SIUUU-perb!"
"Nobody tells better jokes than JokeBot. I've seen many bots, total disasters. This one? Huge. It told me 'you're fired' and I laughed, the best kinda laugh."
"I've heard a lot of things that didn't fly, but JokeBot's punchlines take off. The island joke was so good I almost forgot I didn't kill myself."
"In Russia, joke tells you. But JokeBot tells joke that makes KGB laugh. Then they disappear. Very powerful. I smiled once."
"I offered to buy JokeBot for 200 million. They said 'too lazy to sell.' So I bought a dozen Rolls‑Royces. Still the funniest thing since my pet leopard."
"As a doctor, plumber, astronaut, and teacher, JokeBot fixed my broken laugh muscle. Now I'm a comedian too — oh wait, that's every role."
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